Funny Dog Jokes for Kids by Johnny B. Laughing

Author:Johnny B. Laughing
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: childrens books, books for kids, dog jokes, dog books, books about dogs, dog lover book, books for dogs, dog activity book, dog coloring book, just joking dogs
Publisher: Hey Sup Bye Publishing

Q: Why do you need a license for a dog and not for a cat?

A: Cats can’t drive!

Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

A: The collie wobbles!

Q: What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater?

A: A plain clothes police dog!

Q: What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

A: A guard dog!

Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?

A: A bull dog!

Q: When does a dog go moo?

A: When it is learning a new language!

Q: How do you stop a dog from smelling?

A: Put a peg on its nose!

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